My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Ramada

MILKSHAKE AND SPARKLE

 A hooker who goes by the name, “Milkshake” was arrested with her cohort, “Sparkle,” at a Ramada Inn in Waterloo, Iowa.

Allegedly, the police were tipped off that Milkshake and Sparkle had an ad on craigslist, advertising their, ummmm, bidness.


Police called the number, and an undercover policeman was told to go to the Ramada Inn, where he was offered a BJ for $200.


TWO-HUNDRED DOLLARS? Holy gonorrhea lips, Batman!!! I have to say that Sparkle is a pretty young lady, but Milkshake looks like she’s been blended a little too long, if you know what I mean. She looks kinda rough for a 22-year-old.


Perhaps they should advertise like this genius of marketing techniques:

GOING UP?

 Samantha Jo Daniel, 18, also from Iowa, was arrested in a sting operation after she wrote her hooking advertisement on the wall of an apartment elevator. "Will Fuck for $," with her phone number.

It's really pretty smart, if you think about it. The ad is concise and to the point.


Also, she's cut out the bane of the hooker's existance...the pimpy middleman, and she operates with low overhead. No pesky paper or fancy flyers for this gal.


Oh, no. All she needs is a magic marker and her womanly "assets."


And why am I feeling the urge to sing, "Love in an Elevator?" Perhaps because this ho looks at least 20 years older than Steven Tyler, and she's only 18!


To be honest with you, I had no idea that Iowa was becoming a hub of prostitutional activity.

I guess with this damn economy...