New deodorant

I had to buy new deodorant this week. That and toilet paper are two things I try to NEVER run out of. I usually use the spray deodorant, but they were out of the brand I like, so I got the solid kind instead. I read the directions on the back:

"Remove cap and push up bottom."

Ok, I did that, but it's making me walk really funny and when I fart, the room smells powder fresh.

I think I'll definitely just get the spray next time.