This was my first year blogging, so I’m quite the newbie, but I thought I would share some favorite posts from my brief life as a wannabe blogger.
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Swingers, Pubic Hair, and Naked Bicycle Booties
This one seems to be a fan favorite. Or maybe it just gets lots of views from Barney Frank checking to see if I’ve added any more sexy boy pics. Now you’ve gotta go look, right?
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The P90X Exercise Saga
This was a two-part series on my efforts to
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Fat Girls Make Better Shoplifters
This one was about some goofy-ass bitches who shoplifted a bunch of stuff by hiding it in their body fat and crevices. You don’t want to miss it, because you will be repulsed and amused at the same time.
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You'll have to go read the post if you want to see what this has to do with shoplifting. |
Snakes - Yikes!
This is the post where I get freaked the fuck out by snakes.
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The Princess and the PenisThis post got a lot of hits, probably because it has the word "penis" in the title, and you people are perverts. But that's why I love you guys.
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Look! It's a penis! |
Hey, TSA...You Can Touch My Junk
Check out this post. I know you want to hear all about my efforts to get a little action from a TSA agent, along with some fabulous Opto-Mom suggestions on how to improve the procedure. Also, you may possibly be offended if you are a goo-goo hearted gimp who doesn't like common sense solutions.
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I may or may not have been trying to smuggle this on a plane. |
Viagra and Friends
In this one, I investigate the effectiveness of the Viagra and Cialis commercials. This is hard-hitting journalism right here!
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The Commercial
Here I write about watching a stripper commercial with my daughter. Good times!
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Totally appropriate viewing material for children.... |
Things That Get on My Damn Nerves
This is where I vent about children being allowed in the arcade at Dave and Buster's, which is the adult version of Chuck E. Cheese.
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Watussi, Cacooch and Other Misfit Words
You've just gotta read this one. I find myself unable to explain it.
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Well, that's all, folks! Don't forget to share my blog with your friends. I plan to be much more of a blog whore in 2011, so I need more followers.
I love your blog. you freaking crack me woman
ReplyDeleteI so enjoy reading your stuff..Not only do you have a great talent, you have one bad ass sense of humor.... Thanks for sharing!
ReplyDeleteYou are killing me with laughter over here.
ReplyDeleteReading some of those were a lot of fun. I ended up at the stripper one first, I'm just unable to resist a woman who can't talk.
ReplyDelete@Dazee - I'm glad you've set your standards so low!
ReplyDelete@Sandra - Penis, penis, penis - you whore!
@Chris - Thanks, dude! Maybe we can hang out in the bean aisle at the grocery store again soon.
@Oilfield - I totally don't want to kill you. I can't afford to lose any followers at this point in my blog whoring! Breathe, man! Breathe!
@Drake - Welcome! So glad to have another sadist on board!
@Gini - That's my goal...for you to remember me forever. Everytime you see a gross nekkid ass, you will think of me! Wahooo!
You so freaking rock!! I clicked back through a few of those and the Snakes post had me pissing my pants and crying in hysterical laughter...I think the kids ran to the neighbors for help...
ReplyDeleteLove it!!