Well, folks, it's that time of year again. It's FOOTBALL SEASON! I love me some football, but there are a few things that irritate me about the gridiron. Of course, I'm going to share them with you, you lucky people!
1. Lou Holtz - Whose bright idea was it to hire Lou Holtz as a commentator? Everything he says is all slurred together, and I can’t understand a word he says. He sounds like a shit salesman with a mouth full of samples. For God's sake, Lou, put down the vodka, and see if you can get through a whole monologue without saying the letter “s” or “z,“ mmmm-kay? And you look like you probably smell like cabbage.
2. Ads - Is anyone else tired of the ads at the bottom of the screen while you’re trying to watch a game? You’re checking out the game and all of a sudden an extra dude zips onto the field. I’m yelling for a "12 men on the field" penalty until I realize it’s the freaking Burger King! And on NFL games, you get that little transformer dude popping up on your screen. I have no idea what he has to do with football, but I’m about sick of him.
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| Can someone please get this sonofabitch off the field? |
Like we don't have to deal with pop-ups enough on our computers....now we have them interrupting football. It's sacrilege, I tell you!
"Coming off the bye week, the Tigers should be feeling fresh. And speaking of fresh, Tampax has a new scented product that will make you feel as fresh as a spring breeze!"
"That offensive line has got to plug those holes. And speaking of plugging holes....."
"The Lions have yet to get into the flow of the game. And if you're having flow problems, be sure to check out Tampax's new ultra-absorbent line of tampons."
That's all for now! So sit back, pop open a beer, eat some chili, and enjoy the
