When they started trying to think of a name for the band, they went through several options. The first name they came up with was Dy-Nasty. Like Dynasty, but with a little more “nasty.”
The next name that they considered was Dirty Dick and the Four Skins, but that was nixed because they only had 4 people in the band, and none of them were named Dick. Damn! And I really liked that one.
They finally settled on SnakeBone, which is a good name for a rock band because you’ve got “Snake,” which is kinda sinister sounding, and you’ve got “Bone,” which is creepy.
Yeah. Rockers are into skulls and shit like that.
Because my mind works in mysterious ways, I decided to think up some of the WORST names for a rock/metal band. And share them with you, because I'm generous like that.
Metallicious - Kinda like Bootylicious, but more metal-y.
Rainbow Zombies - Here is a pic to depict the awesomeness of the Rainbow Zombies.
Wretched Kangaroo Abortion - I may have to trademark this.
Buffalo Ballet - And that’s totally NOT a Kirstie Alley reference.
Blonde Spider Apocalypse - Oooh, scary...and yet still sexy, don't ya think?
Shaved Kitten - Ok, I must say that this one is pretty fuckin’ great!
Drunken Prius - For the metal band gone “green.”
Immortal Vogue Princess - For the metal band gone gay.
The Chunky Ferrets - I'm thinking Sammy Hagar could front this band.
Head Bangtastic - Mixture of head banging and fantastic-ness.
The Cheesy Skull Boys - Skull for the spooky factor, and cheese because, well…cheese is hella awesome!
Cocaine Diaper Addiction - This reminds me of my uncle. Trust me, you don't wanna know.
Black Avalanche Band - Has kind of a cool vibe.
Iron Unicorn - Not your everyday sparkly unicorn.
Ass of Lucifer - My husband’s totally going to try and steal this one.
On that note, I think we’re done here.