Jose Cuervo Helps Me Make Cookies

Let's learn to make cookies with our friend, Jose Cuervo.


1 cup of lemon juice
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
1/2 tablespoon cinnamon
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila


Pour one level cup of Cuervo and drink to check for quality. Quality control is very important in this recipe!


Take out a large bowl and the electric mixer. Take another shot of tequila to make sure it's still ok. Beat one cup of butter in a big fluffy bowl.


Add one peastoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to taste the Cuervo one more time...you know, for that whole quality control dealy.


Turn off the mixerer thingy and lick the beaters. It's best to turn off the mixering machine BEFORE you lick the beasters.


Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.


Pick the frigging fruit off the floor. Rinse it with tequila.


Mix on the turner.


If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters just pry it loose with a drewscriver.


Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.


Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who geeves a sheet. Check the Jose Cuervo. Is it still ok? Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.


Add one table.


Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. If you don't have any sugar, then add some other sweet shit, whatever you can find. Pour in half a bottle of cinnamonomon.


Add some baking power and then have a shot of Cuervo with your cat.


Mop up the cat vomit with a broom or sumfin like that.


Greash the oven.


Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.


Don't forget to beat off the turner.


Finally, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the wishdasher.


Cherry Mistamas!