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Saturday, October 23, 2010

Awards Out the Wazoo!

Wow! I have got blogging awards out the wazoo! Actually, it's just two, but to tell you the truth, I don't know where my wazoo is. So, I want to be safe and not have more than 2 awards coming out of there at any one time. I'm just glad I don't have awards up the ying yang (YOWTCH!)

The first award is the Content Underrated Award for blogs that don't get the following and recognition they deserve. I am totally flattered to receive this award from Jeff at Content Unrelated. I'm glad that I am able to amuse him enough for him to think I should be recognized. If you haven't read Jeff's blog, you are missing out on some funny stuff! Go there now....hurry up! I'm trying to accept an award here!
To accept this illustrious award, here are the rules:
1. Give it to other people. As many or as few as you'd like. Pretend it's your college degree and wipe your ass with it. I don't care.

(Hey Jeff, that's just one rule!)

Here are the honored recipients for the Content Underrated award.  Please go check these folks out.  They are funny and smart, and deserve your recognition and support.

Like She's Somebody - Angie is hilarious and quirky and always makes me smile!  She might even set her hair on fire for your entertainment. 
The Big Fat Gini Blog - Gini is a total nut, and I adore her!  I get a little shiver up my leg when she posts something new.
99 Cent Discount Blog - The inner workings of Erik's brain at a low, low price.
Bad Girl Bloggers - Not for the prudes.  These bad girls will discuss any topic with total honesty.  Love 'em!
Your Baby is an Asshole - Just go.  You'll see!
Hello, Sailor - The Barreness holds court here.  She's quite the naughty girl!
Living Dead Nurse - An ER nurse who tells the stories you want to hear and also gives advice on how to survive Halloween without being murdered by a chainsaw psycho.
My's your move - Blase' is random and funny as hell!  I can always count on him to surprise me and make me laugh.

The second award is the One Lovely Blog Award.  I received it from Jessica at Ramblings of an Emotional Idiot.  Jessica is a total hoot!  And I'm not just saying that because she thinks my blog is lovely.  She writes honestly and with a comedic flair!  Go see her now and then come back for the rest of the awards presentation.  I'll make cookies while you're gone.   

Well, you took too long and I ate all the cookies, so I guess I'll get on with presenting the One Lovely Blog award to the following:

Crazy Daze and Nite Dreams
Ain't Nothin But A Thang
Ambiguously Shallow
Boobies, Babies, and a Blog
The Badass Geek
Steam Me Up, Kid
Laughing Monkey Stick

Go check out these amazing blogs!  I think you'll love them as much as I do!  Thanks again to Jeff at Content Unrelated and Jessica at Ramblings of an Emotional Idiot for making me feel all special-like.


  1. Hey thanks for the award. And thanks for giving me a few more blogs to follow.

  2. You should have warned your followers that if they read my blog on a regular basis...they might get their butts and/or nipples pinched.

  3. Dazee - You're welcome! I thought maybe you weren't busy enough and needed more blogs to read!

    Blase' - The surprise is what makes it exciting!

    Geek - You're welcome, ace.

  4. I hear Chris Matthews gets that tingle up his leg too.

    Muchos gracias! I'll get to work on my speech!

  5. Congrats! It's always fun to get awards! You also listed some good ones!

  6. Jeff @ Content Unrelated is the man. He has a very funny blog.

  7. Thank you so much!!! :) I'm beaming with pride...can you see??

  8. Well crap. Here I am late to the party again...

    Shall we call it "fashionably late"? Or just "horribly slack"?

    Muchas grateful gracias, my dear. I find the blogosphere to be one of the only places I'm perhaps "underrated".


    - B x

  9. Wow Opto-Mom thanks for this award! I just now saw you awarded me the underrated content award. It makes me feel glad that my blog goes unrecognized.