However, never do you encounter such a blatant example of double standard-ism as you do during Halloween. Have any of you ladies tried to find a Halloween costume that doesn’t make you look like a two-dollar whore? In some cases, you may WANT to look like a two-dollar whore, but try finding a costume appropriate to wear to a kid event. Practically every costume name is preceded by the words “Sexy,” “Naughty,” or “Slutty.”
Who wants to show up at the school’s fall festival dressed up as a slutty clown?
|I found her in a clown gang-bang the back of one of those clown cars.|
|I'll bet she can do that sultry SpongeBob laugh.|
When you think about Olive Oyl from the Popeye cartoons and movie, I’m sure you automatically say, “Now there’s a foxy mama!” Somehow, they've even managed to make this costume kinda slutty.
|I yam what I yam, and a ho's what I yam.|
This is one costume that would not work for me. Olive Oyl is supposed to be….ummm…flat-chested. And I’m….ummmm…let’s go with busty. Yeah that’s it. I would have to tape and flatten those suckers down so much that it would probably be reminiscent of the penis tucker scene in Silence of the Lambs. Then I could walk around all night saying, “It rubs the olive oil on its skin.” Maybe the costume designers could come up with a sexy Hannibal Lecter costume for women. After all, they have this one:
|One, two, Naughty Freddy's coming for you!|
Nothing gets me hotter than thinking about being slashed to death in my sleep!
Now for the double standard part of it. Check out the male versus female versions of these costumes. Shall we start with the medical profession?
|Nurse costume - very sexy.|
|Doctor costume - not so sexy.|
|More nuts, sir?|
|I think I see about a quarter inch of his chest....oooh!|
Let's see about the law enforcement costumes:
|Look! You can see his forearms!|
On a similar note, let's check out the fine folks from the fire department:
Now we move on to military-themed costumes:
|God bless America!|
|Show us some skin, sailor!|
|Cute and sassy!|
|Dorkiest shit I've ever seen!|
Pirates are pretty popular costumes these days, so let's analyze these:
In the Twilight era, vampires costumes are making a big comeback:
|Vampire or prostitute?|
|Fairly authentic vampire.|
On to ancient Egypt:
|Cleopatra wore sparkly spandex and heels?|
|Flip flops? At least he's showing a little leg.|
Double standards are a bitch!