This was my first year blogging, so I’m quite the newbie, but I thought I would share some favorite posts from my brief life as a wannabe blogger.
Swingers, Pubic Hair, and Naked Bicycle Booties
This one seems to be a fan favorite. Or maybe it just gets lots of views from Barney Frank checking to see if I’ve added any more sexy boy pics. Now you’ve gotta go look, right?
The P90X Exercise Saga
This was a two-part series on my efforts to
|You'll have to go read the post if you want to see what this has to do with shoplifting.|
Snakes - Yikes!
This is the post where I get freaked the fuck out by snakes.
_______________________________________________________________The Princess and the Penis
This post got a lot of hits, probably because it has the word "penis" in the title, and you people are perverts. But that's why I love you guys.
|Look! It's a penis!|
Hey, TSA...You Can Touch My Junk
Check out this post. I know you want to hear all about my efforts to get a little action from a TSA agent, along with some fabulous Opto-Mom suggestions on how to improve the procedure. Also, you may possibly be offended if you are a goo-goo hearted gimp who doesn't like common sense solutions.
|I may or may not have been trying to smuggle this on a plane.|
Viagra and Friends
In this one, I investigate the effectiveness of the Viagra and Cialis commercials. This is hard-hitting journalism right here!
Here I write about watching a stripper commercial with my daughter. Good times!
|Totally appropriate viewing material for children....|
Things That Get on My Damn Nerves
This is where I vent about children being allowed in the arcade at Dave and Buster's, which is the adult version of Chuck E. Cheese.
Watussi, Cacooch and Other Misfit Words
You've just gotta read this one. I find myself unable to explain it.
Well, that's all, folks! Don't forget to share my blog with your friends. I plan to be much more of a blog whore in 2011, so I need more followers.