Some of my favorite written “bloopers” are from Chinese restaurants. Oh, don’t get your panties in a wad….I know English is their second language, but they still crack me up. Here are some examples:
Chicken with peanut - In this case, you get chicken and ONE peanut.
Cup or bowel of hot and sour soup - Wonder if they sell many bowels, or if most people opt for the cup, just to be safe.
Beef with balls - WTF??? I saw this on a Chinese buffet once. Needless to say, I didn’t eat any of it.
Pork lion with sauce - Is it pork or is it lion? Either way, I skipped this one too. I don’t care if lion IS the other white meat.
Please pay check after dying. - Uhhhhh, ok. It may be a while, as I’m not planning on dying soon. That’s why I didn’t eat the balls, the lion, or the "bowel" of soup.