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Thursday, August 12, 2010

Chinese, anyone?

Some of my favorite written “bloopers” are from Chinese restaurants. Oh, don’t get your panties in a wad….I know English is their second language, but they still crack me up. Here are some examples:

Chicken with peanut - In this case, you get chicken and ONE peanut.

Cup or bowel of hot and sour soup - Wonder if they sell many bowels, or if most people opt for the cup, just to be safe.

Beef with balls - WTF??? I saw this on a Chinese buffet once. Needless to say, I didn’t eat any of it.

Pork lion with sauce - Is it pork or is it lion? Either way, I skipped this one too. I don’t care if lion IS the other white meat.

Please pay check after dying. - Uhhhhh, ok. It may be a while, as I’m not planning on dying soon. That’s why I didn’t eat the balls, the lion, or the "bowel" of soup.


  1. omg, I loved all of them but especially PLEASE PAY CHECK AFTER DYING. Your synopsis had me laughing hysterically.

  2. Beef with balls almost made me spit out the cheese I was enjoying! I am a new reader and loves it!

  3. Thanks, Jess! Just a warning: do not eat or drink while reading this blog! It could be hazardous to the health of your monitor. lol