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Saturday, August 28, 2010

Who wants to call my husband names?

Alrighty, blog creatures!  I need an alias for my husband, for the purposes of the blog.  Another blogger calls her husband "The Sexy Beast," which makes me smile everytime I read it!  I would love to have an equally fabulous and descriptive moniker for my sweetie.

I have come up with a couple, including The Spicy Italian, The Muggle ('cuz he's one of them non-magical folk), and Jackass (oops, did I say that out loud?).  He didn't like those, so he said he would come up with his own alias, but so far he's given me nothing useful.  Maybe he thinks that if I can't come up with an appropriate name, I won't blog about him.  Yeah, I think he's afraid of what I might say (as he should be!). 

Anyway, now the husband no longer has a say in the matter.  I will take your suggestions and the one that I love the best will win!  Other options I was thinking about were, Signore Sexy Pants, Kojak, and Hunka Hunka Burnin' Love.

I was hoping y'all could help a sista out.  Give me all of your awesome suggestions!  Here are the vitals and a picture for you to make a well-informed suggestion:

Height:  6 foot, 6 inches
Weight:  Just right
Age:  Old enough to know better, but that usually doesn't stop him!
Sexiness factor: 10...hot!
Eyes:  Brown
Hair:  Shaved
Build:  Athletic
Other:  Likes guitar, golf, and football.  Played football in college.  Has got a great sense of humor, rather dry.  Very hard-working.


What a cutie, huh?

Good Lord, it looks like I'm filling out an online dating form for him!  Or perhaps pimping him out.  Maybe I should just call him the Man-Whore.  Somebody, please help me before he becomes known as The Man Whore!

7 comments:

  1. hmmm. This is really hard. Stud Muffin.

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  2. Well, since I refer to my husband as Mr. Big Fat Gini (or Mr. BFG), I'm probably not one to throw out suggestions. If I did, you'd end up with something dorky and I'm pretty sure my husband is the only dork on the planet...

    I don't know, I kinda like Man-Whore personally...

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  3. @Dazee - Good one! I love muffins and I love studs!
    @Gini - Well, if I don't decide on Man-Whore, you are welcome to use it!
    @everyone else - Come on suckas! Get in on the fun!!!

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  4. I have nothing for you. My husband gets "Wayne"...'cause I have nothing for him either!
    Can't wait to see what the final verdict will be though!

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  5. Signore Sex pants...heehe i vote that one...and buttass when ur mad lol

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